The first page of my diary!!!!

Hi there....Namaste...Good afternoon!!! Today, I decided to start writing and express myself freely through you. You are more than just a huge and heavy book for me. You are gonna be my best friend and the keeper of my conscience. From now on, noone else will know what happens inside this complicated head of mine. You are gonna be a part of me. So, as a first step, I should try not to see you as a book. A book is immediately associated wiht an inanimate and static thing. But, I want you to be dynamic and share your feelings with me too, just as I do with you. Any friendship should be a two-way system, where the traffic is not obstructed by any stop lights. Inhibitions, formalities and insecurities destroy the spirit of friendship. So, I am gonna try and see you as a living entity...as a human being. So, where do I start? I should first give you a name. A man without identity is like a balloon without air. Only when the air is filled will it acquire the ability to fly high. Similarly, a man is recognised by his name and that is what differentiates him from other fellow human beings. Yes, I do have a great name for you. When I see you as my closest friend, the best name for you would be "BUDDY". By the power vested in me, as your owner ( After all, I paid for your ownership), I christen you, Five in one notebook, "BUDDY"...B...U...D...D...Y!!! Welcome to my world of problems, confusions, tensions and whatever negative is possible for a human being. I can assure you that it is not gonna be an easy ride together. So, do hold on tight!!!!